Please pass the sick bucket

Most people are pretty easy going when it comes to sex. Most of us however, draw the line at incest. However, certain Swiss lawmakers are considering repealing the incest laws. I really wish I hadn't read this story before lunch

Police! Someone stole my snowman!

The abuse of the 999 emergency number is in my opinon, completely unacceptable. Sometimes, you can JUST about understand why someone classed something as an emergency. However, in a recent case, a woman in Kent phoned 999 after she noticed her snowman had been stolen. Apparently she noticed it was gone, and must have been stolen - I thought it was called melting.

You can actually hear the woman's 999 call at the following link. She doesn't exactly sound like the smartest woman in the world.

Snakes on a plane

One of my passions is travel, especially flying on planes. Fortunately, I wasn't on the plane in a recent story in Indonesia, where a man got on a plane with hand luggage containing live parrots and snakes. I wonder what gave him away? Perhaps it was when he was at customs, the conversation went like this;

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Man: No
Bag: SQUAAAAWWWWK! ANYTHING TO DECLARE! POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!!!
Customs official: What the f...
Man: Gosh, its lovely weather we are having isn't it?

Full story at this link

In the doghouse

Many married men talk about being in the dog house. For one Romanian couple that saying has been taken quite literally. The woman of the house has banished the man to live in a kennel at the bottom of the garden. Perhaps strangest of all, he seems to be getting used to it, and has even added a few additions to the kennel

I made the kennel a bit bigger and put padding on the walls

There are some strange people out there...

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/849508-wife-kicks-out-husband-and-makes-him-live-in-dog-kennel#ixzz17SZSxPUC

Quit when you're ahead

I've never been a gambler. I did very briefly play the Lottery when I turned 16, but soon gave up. They say gambling is a game of chance, but not the way some people do it. I was reading that one guy spent nearly half a BILLION pounds in a casino spree.

Now there is someone who needs to work on delayed gratification.

And the dumbest commercial of all time is...

Just see the following link. Its bad

If you go down in the woods today...

There are some things your parents teach you as a kid. Don't talk to strangers. Don't step into traffic. Don't climb into the bear pen at the zoo. You know, normal, everyday life lessons. Apart from the last one. Apparently, at least one person wasn't given the all important "Don't antagonise grizzly bears" talk as a child, and thought he should climb into the pen. The results were, shall we say, predictable.